- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the blue berry cross the road

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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