Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Poop...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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