do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

I will create more jobs for americans

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Poop...

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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