- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Tucker Rivera

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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