Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A house comes around the corner.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

No your aunties a joke

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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