- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

who is really lanky? james cornish

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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