a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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