when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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men's rights activists

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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The child was fired from his job.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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