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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The chickens have become self-aware!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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