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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.