- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

womens rights.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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