- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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