Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Yo Mama just died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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