Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Anti Joke

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