- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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