- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*