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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Everybody will die

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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