- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Communism hehe xd

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A guy walks into a bar

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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