- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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