- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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