- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A seal walks into a club.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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