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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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