- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

this website even though its hilarious.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

women's rights.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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