Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

angelo snyder is not ga

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How you know when dislextic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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