- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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