- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

XD Jackass.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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