- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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