- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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