Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Weaner

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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