jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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