what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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