- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

hey guys im gay

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's 9+10? 19

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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