- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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