Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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