Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Everybody will die

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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