- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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