- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

batman farted so hes retarded

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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