Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

deez nuts

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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