- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Gustavo Andrade

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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