- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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