Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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12 in general

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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