Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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