Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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