Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Anti Joke

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