- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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