why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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