alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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