- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the WNBA.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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