What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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