- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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