A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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you give like i give lomain

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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