- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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