- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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