How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Your Mom The End.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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