What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

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