Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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