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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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