i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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