haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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haha

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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black people swimming

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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