a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

God is real.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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