- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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