A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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diarrhea.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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