In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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