- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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