- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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