A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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