- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Stop driving smart cars you fags

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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