- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Communism hehe xd

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

I like that, but why am I happy?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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