Golf.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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