What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Chicken

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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