How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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autistic kids rock

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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