- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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