Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Chris is hairy

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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