- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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