- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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