Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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