- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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