- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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