Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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