Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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