- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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