Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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