Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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