If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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