- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My cat just died.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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