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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ross.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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