What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Yellow People !!

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