a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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