what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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