A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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