- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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