Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

womans rights...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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