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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Matthew Wyckoff

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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