How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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