- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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