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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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