- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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