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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the teacher do? He taught.

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