A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Jimmy Saville

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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