- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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