- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A man did not like this site

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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