What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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