What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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quantum physics?

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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