- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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