- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I'm homeless.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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