took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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I am a mime

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

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