- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Jimmy Saville

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Gustavo Andrade

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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