What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

womens rights

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

God is real.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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