- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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