- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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