- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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