A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

9/11

Dyslexia ruels!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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