Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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