What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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like if your cool

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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