Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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