What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

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