can you pass the soap?

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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