Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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