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Do you play piano? No

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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