- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

womans having rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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