- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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