- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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