Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

These Jokes suck.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Cripples are lame.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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