- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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