Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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