Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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