- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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