- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo