Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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