- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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