- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I put my baby in a microwave.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

a black man walks out of popeyes

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