Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Roses are red Im adopted

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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