What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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