My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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