- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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