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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock knock It's open, come in

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Hello.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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