What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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