The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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These Jokes suck.

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