what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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You are joking right?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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