- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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