- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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