- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Donald Trump

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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