Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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An anti-joke

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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