- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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