Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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