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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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