So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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like if your cool

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Anti Joke

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