Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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