A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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