- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Donald Trump

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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