Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Cancer

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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