One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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woman's rights

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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