What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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