In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Gustavo Andrade

Go away still nothing to see

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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