Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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