Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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i'm hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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