your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

123 f*ck off

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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