- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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