- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Jovan

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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