- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Sarah Palin.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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