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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

black people swimming

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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