Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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