- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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