Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Women's rights.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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