- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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