Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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