yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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