- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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