What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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