What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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