a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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