- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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