- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You idiot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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