- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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