- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

HELLO EVERYONE

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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