- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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