- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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