- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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