Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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