- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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