- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man checks his mypsace

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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