- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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