How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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